He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The power of my boobs compel you
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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