I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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