hotel room ftw
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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