More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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