Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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