Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Drunk is not a location!
I need water and some morals
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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