My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
