So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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