just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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