This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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