i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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