Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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