The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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