: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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