How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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