He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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