What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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