Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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