just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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