So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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