We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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