I faked an abortion last night.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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