I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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