Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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