Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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