im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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