really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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