Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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