My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
How's work?
Spinning.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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