No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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