I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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