i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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