this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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