Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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