There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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