I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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I need you to use more vowels.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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