i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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