We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Randomize
