I need help removing her.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Randomize
