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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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