somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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