i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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