Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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