Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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