I don't think brook has ever known best
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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