Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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