What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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