She is in my trunk
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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