I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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