need another drink. this is the easiest way
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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