I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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