WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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