I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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