I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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